Minnesota Nice Classifieds

Telling you, as nicely as possible, that you are an awful person.

--To the individual who took the package from the step of x Washington St on Friday Sept 10 between 2:21, and 4:00PM it is no doubt of little value to you, however it won't be replaceable anytime soon. My daughter has fought Cancer for 16 of her 19 years, This was something to make her life a little better. Please consider returning it.

--STOLEN FROM MY HOME at x Sheridan St Weds: small grey cloth drawstring bag containing wedding ring set in shape of round flower with diamond leaves, pearl necklace and pierced pearl earring and my DECEASED mothers Opal earrings.If you know who took these, please contact the Ely PD or me at ---_----.

Classifieds Selections 9/12

As always, exact grammar and spelling intact.

--Avoid the slow boat from Finland and order your Nilsmaster Ice Auger now with Pre-Buy at Red Rock. Make sure you have it by the time the ice comes in or you'll sweating with your Lazer later.

--TWO PARAKEETS with cage and everything. Seven years old. One if friendly, talks & will sit on your finger. His friend just likes to stay in the cage. Small adoption fee to a good home. ---_----.

--TO THE METER MAN: Thank you for stopping and helping me when I fell down the stairs. You were in the right place at the right time. God Bless, Shale.

--Fresh Moose Urine is now in stock along with fresh deer urine by Black Widow. Get yours while you can at Red Rock on the Fernberg Road. Open 9-5 Daily in September.