Things I wanted to buy today that the grocery store does not sell:

1) Tom's of Maine natural deodorant. No, I do not want Lady Speed Stick.

2)Those delicious Cadbury candy-shelled milk chocolate Easter eggs. No, I absolutely do not want Brach's brand substitute.

Things the grocery does sell that I do not want:

1)Everything in the unrefrigerated "reduced for quick sale" meat bin. Just no.